Mommy Doesn't Dress Me Funny.

I dress myself funny all by myself.

Mommy does not tell me to touch electrical outlets either.
"But why do you do these things?" she asks.

I am going to consult with some experts on this.

I think it is such a good idea to look it up that I cannot refrain from my best Renee Zellweger impersonation.

These folks should know the answers to Mommy's questions.

Let's start at the beginning.

Mmm hmmm. Ohhhhh. I see. Here's the answer:

"I am two, Mommy. That's why."