Well, the director of Miranda's school called today to explain that she gave herself a haircut. It was a good thing that she called ahead. I went in mentally prepared. They showed me the 4 inch long "giant" wad of hair that she successfully cut out before they were able to intervene. However, we have now been together for several hours, and she apparently cut the chunk out from underneath because the haircut is not obvious. I'll keep you updated, but I don't have any horrific pictures to share about that.
Miranda did decide to sing the Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. song she learned at school, and I was able to capture the performance for your viewing pleasure. I think she's saying, "Dr. King, he's my leader. Dr. King, servant leader. Dr. King, Dr. King, he had a dream." I think that's it. Enjoy.